Orlando Film Flop

Miami Connection:

Midnight movie sensation

Everything about it—

jaw-droppingly bad

It’s a kung-fu

male-bonding

action movie,

a cheesy eighties musical,

a drug-war movie—

combining all these elements

and failing at all of them.

It’s the worst movie of the year.

It’s a camp-classic.

Evidently, Miami Connection, a movie made in the 1980’s by an Orlando Kung-fu sensi, is so bad it’s good.

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